Answering Machine
this is allegedly the answering machine of one of the faculty of SNIST
“Hi, I’m probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I dont like.Leave a message and if I dont call back,it’s you.”
this is what i call putting yur message across bluntly .lol
SouthPark premiers in INDIA
finally the most outrageous slander and profane comic series has hit Indian screens ,yes guys the immensely entertaining series is now open to Indian viewers
lap it up at 10:30 pm ,10:30 am and 6:00pm on vh1 and enjoy kenny and co …
cheers
…….backbenchers
tribute to our backbenchers
written during an utterly boring POC class
No matter what the teacher asks,
I am always at my own tasks,
Sitting on the last bench I always sleep,
But when exams come I always weep,
The teacher has come and gone,
Sitting on the last bench i always yawn,
On my last bench come the sweetedreams
But they always end when teacher screams
Looking at all this I sometimes try to dream
That one day I will become nation’s cream
Even then i will love this sorrowful trench
Because i am writing it in the same last bench.
…..and here comes S.U.P.E.R
na it is not a superhero ,no it cant fly, no it isnt some bike oil also
IT IS ………SREENIDHI UNIVERSITY OF PROFESSIONAL EDUCATION AND RESEARCH
the university our college has started,it has been accredited by nba and its gonna start functioning next year.ya truly sreenidhi is looking towards greener pastures
with such a heavy name its surely gonna be a tough job to create a reputation and maintain it
i just want to see a day when a person comes up ans says I STUDY IN SUPER AND IT IS SUPER OVER THERE:D i know its a sad joke..
hope it is better than JNTU atleast in not screwing the students brain
here is wishing all the best to PNR in succeeding in his efforts(a secret to ensure its success ,guys please open up some bunking spots sreenidhi aint a prison and we are not prisoners).
cheers!!
COUCH POTATO ,GYM AND ARNOLD
couch potato gets up in the morning…… rise and shine take in a fresh breathe of air aaah…its soothing, now he step out of his house and jogs to the gym and reach it red in face.
inspired by people pumping iron he starts his workout after an hour of intense workout he feels good his boobs feel like chest,feeling happy he flexes his biceps and feels its bulging and turns back to continue his workout…..surprise surprise he his hit on his face almost literally by a photo of MR.SCHWAZENEGGER flexing his biceps and now he feels worthless and walks back home frustrated
ya guys this is the actual story of various new entrees i see in the gym they maybe not be couch potatoes but this is what hapens to them.
so gym owners remove MR.SCHWAZENNEGER and put MR.ADNAN SAMI then u will see ur business rise
