IPL SHER
Choohe ne homework nahi kiya aur billi ko daant lagi.
Choohe ne homework nahi kiya aur billi ko daant lagi.
Adam Gilchrist ke kaaran Dilli ki waat lagi.
VIOLENT LOVE
Pyar me kuch log kasame khate hain, to kuch log dhoka khaate hain,
lekin humne,
Lekin humne to sirf laat khaane ki rasam nibhayi hai.
RAINFALL SHAYARI
Barish honay wale hai aasmaan main hai cloud
Fanta ka signal loud, bunking is allowed
RECESSION EFFECT
SHAHAN JHAN ne Pehle taaj ko dekha
Phir usne upar dekha
Phir usne Neeche dekha
Right dekha left dekha
Aur bola yaar Kharcha Jyada Hi Ho Gaya
GENERATION GAP
TAJMAHAL KO DEKHKAR SHAHJAHAN KA POTA BOLA
AAJ HAMARA BHI BANK BALANCE HOTA
YADI HAMARA DADA DEEWANA(MAD IN LOVE) NA HOTA
Betrayal and groundnut
ya khuda kitni bewafai sangdil zamane mein hai…
ya khuda kitni bewafai sangdil zamane mein hai…
ya khuda kitni bewafai sangdil zamane mein hai…
ek red color ka chhilka(skin) har moogfali(groundnut) ke daane mein hai….
love
khullam khulla pyar kare, kare kabhi chori se…
khullam khulla pyar kare, kare kabhi chori se…
khullam khulla pyar kare, kare kabhi chori se…
chunnu ki mummy bol rahi hai, zara chawal nikalna bori se….
eyesight check
khidki se dheka toh raaste par koi nahi tha…
khidki se dheka toh raaste par koi nahi tha…
khidki se dheka toh raaste par koi nahi tha…
moh-tarma…gor fharmaiye
khidki se dheka toh raaste par koi nahi tha…
khidki se dheka toh raaste par koi nahi tha…
raastese dheka toh khidki par koi nahi tha
FLIRTATIOUS SHER
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana……….
B for BANANA…..
AASHIQ KA DARD
maine tuje pyar kiya, tere baap ne muje pita, …
maine tuje pyar kiya, tere baap ne muje pita, …
tan ki shakti man ki shakti Bonvita….
