Why are dads intimidating
You people would have had this feeling a lot of times when you meet your friends dad for the first time. Everyone does feel uncomfortable, here is why meeting them makes us feel uncomfortable and intimidated
When a person becomes a dad,he becomes confident that he can create people, so now his mindset changes to something like this I WILL EAT WHATEVER I WANT, I WILL DO WHATEVER I WANT AND I WILL CREATE WHOEVER I WANT. So when a person starts believing he can create a Parallel Universe of just his species ,wont he be intimidating!!!
THE MOST DEPRESSING WEEK OF THE YEAR
the last week of may must be the most depressin week of the year , during this time the results of JEE,AIEEE and EAMCET release. two years back i too wrote these and got selected in a few but stil did not get a high enough rank and now when i look at the newspapers i get a feeling that someone has punched my stomach hard looking at the smiling pics of those selected…….gawd why did i not get a hgher rank
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE: MANCHESTER UNITED DRUBBED 2-0
A very mediocre MANCHESTER UNITED received a 2-0 drubbing from BARCELONA in the champions league finals crushing their dreams of 2nd consecutive champions league. MANU started of very strongly with good passes and attack but a 10th minute goal from SAMUEL ETO’O put them on the backfoot and from there Manu’s struggle to get back into the game yielded no results.
INIESTA and GERARD PIQUE of BARCELONA deserve a special mention, INIESTA was magical whenever the ball was with him and PIQUE was a rock in the defense and stopped many attempts on the BARCA goal.
MESSI, BARCA’S golden boy scored he 2nd goal in 70th minute and put the game out of the hands of the defending champion
Three cheers for the new European champion BARCELONA
MAN BOOKER PRIZE 2009
ALICE MUNRO ,a Canadian short story writer has won the MAN BOOKER PRIZE 2009, beating a host of literary heavyweights like V.S.NAIPAUL and MAHASWETHA DEVI.
Ms. MUNRO in the judges’ words was a person who brings as much depth, wisdom and precision to every story as most novelists bring to a lifetime of novels.
Mr. PETER CLARKE ,CHIEF EXECUTIVE ,MAN GROUP hailed MUNRO as “CONTEMPORARY MASTER OF SHORT FICTION GENRE”. She will receive the prize at a ceremony in DUBLIN on June 25th.
Her latest collection of stories “TOO MUCH HAPPINESS” will be published in the month of October.
POLITICS
For the last one and half month there was an overdose of it guys and I came up with an apt disintegration of this complex word, this is the perfect definition of the word in INDIA. POLITICS = POLY + TICS, POLY means MANY and TICS means PARASITES. Don’t you think it is perfectly right these guys live on our sweat, blood and tear and of course there are many of them present in this field. Feel very sorry state of politics in INDIA
BEAUTY MUSINGS
CHARLES DARWIN once told that when it comes to maintenance of one’s own self ,the male species always lag behind. There is nothing wrong in that we see male humans playing in the hot sun and do all stuff which can damage their skin, although there is a new breed called “METROSEXUALS” coming up who even thread their eyebrows OUCH!!!!. So inspired by my grandmother’s enthusiasm to make me fairer and acne and pimple free I agreed to apply whatever concoction she made for a few days and guys trust me never get inspired by your grandmother’s enthusiasm.
I became a canvas for experiments on skin, the first day was a mixture of besan and curd, the next day a mixture of besan, curd and honey, the third day was aloe Vera with neem. When none of them could stay on my face for more than 5 minutes(in fact I was shocked that I could bear that stench for 5 minutes) my grandmother gave up and I was back to my “PERFECTING THE ART OF LAZINESS” ways, so all the guys out there DON’T get inspired by your grandmother’s enthusiasm you wont be able to bear it.
We are all the same male species that CHARLES DARWIN observed
ZOO ZOO ERA OF ADS
Yes guys I feel with the arrival of the beautiful ads of Vodafone starring ZooZoos a new era of advertisements has dawned in India. This era will be according to me an era of innovative ads which touch people’s hearts and even pass the message intended. In a country where people worship celebrities be it cricketers or film stars and follow whatever they endorse blindly. Few ads like HAPPYDENT or ZOOZOOS have brought about a refreshing change from those boring advertisements. Moreover these ads have lot of advantages, the absence of star power automatically brings down the budget of the advertisement, and it’s easy to shoot and easily connects with all the strata of viewers. Watch out SACHIN, SRK, KAREENA, DHONI the zoozoo era of ads have arrived and they may sound a death knell to stars in the ad world
AILA……
No no this is nothing about the Marathi expression of surprise. It’s a devastating cyclone that has struck west Bengal and has killed 82 people until wednesday. Although it seems to have died down the destruction and wreckage caused by it was huge.
I want to know one thing who names these cyclones, man he has got to be a blogger. Every time that person comes up with a completely funny name and evokes some laughter.
All I can say about that cyclone now is “AILA!!! YEH KYA KIYA”.
THE MAKING OF ZOOZOOS
CUTIEPIES
How many of you people know that the zoozoos are not animated creatures but human beings wearing a costume. Yes it seems hard to believe but it’s true that these bulbous his headed, stick handed, and alien looking creatures are actually human beings wearing a costume
Prakash Verma and his production house NIRVANA FILMS created these very cute creatures for Vodafone’s value added services ads.
They had to come up with 30 films based on zoozoos in order to use the immensely popular platform of IPL to promote Vodafone. They did the script work in India and flew to Cape Town to shoot the ads. One very difficult obstacle was that the skin of zoozoo was not be wrinkled or creased and they used a very thick material to accomplish it. The live look of the background being used was created with a lot of hard work as there was no animation used in it. With the help of platypus they shot these 30 films in 10 days.
Hearty congratulations to prakash verma and his group of people for creating these creatures which are now a rage in the cyber world..
Cheers!!!
GETTING THE MESSAGE ACROSS
THIS TAILOR HAS SURELY GO HIS MESSAGE ACROSS WITH THIS BOARD
