The dress code tamasha….
This is turning out to be a bane in most of the colleges regional or national, following a particular dress code is the most shittiest idea of them all. The bigshots are telling you have to dress like a proffesional to become one ,this is the most irrational; reason i have ever heard. Look at how embarassing it can be , a college has made it mandatory for boys to wear a pink colour shirt,PINK coloured shirts are GAY its so embarassing to wear it unless you are gay(no offense). Only formals no casuals, girls please wear only Indian clothes and all these crappy dialogues have become a commonplace in all colleges. People we need to remember our great “BAPU” and start a non cooperation movement , show them who we are (i know this dialogue sounds melodramatic nevertheless Inspiring:p). Fight for Freedom to wear anything!!!
THE DREADED V.L.M.D…..
Students of ECM beware, not from the swine flu disease instead from the V.L.M.D disease, this disease has started spreading slowly now . The major source being T.Vivek of our class. the first person afflicted by it was Venkat. We are proud to have two people who will give us seminars on how to tackle it bravely
A few facts about the disease
- V.L.M.D is the abrreviated form of Vivek Loose Motion Disease
- It is named after the source from which it originated
- It is communicable especially from Vivek
- It causes a huge stink in the class
- It is painful and unbearable and has caused bike accidents(Dinesh’s Bike Headlight Broke)
Few Symptoms of the disease
- When you feel the urge to fart but control it by making funny expressions
- You dont get the stink when the whole class feels it
- It starts acting only when inside the class in between a period , not outside the class
- It will turn a person violent
But there is no need to worry as there is going to be a series of seminars held on how to tackle it by “GRAAMA PULI” T.Vivek
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